visitor Simple English Meaning

...isitor.Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?A: Gifted!Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?A: Branch Manager.Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?A: The back of his head.Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.Q: What--s five miles l...